MEXICAN DRUG LAWS LIBERALIZED
"Mexico's Congress on Friday approved a bill decriminalizing possession of small quantities of marijuana, ecstasy, cocaine and even heroin for personal use.
(CNN, unearthed by Brent Gourley)

STUCK IN THE MOMENT WITH (A) FLUE
Police arrested a man who spent five hours naked and stuck in the chimney of his stepmother's California home.
(MSN, unearthed by Joel Sogol)

HEY, YOU! GET OFF OF MY CLOUD!
PRESIDENT George Bush can't get no satisfaction after Mick Jagger grabbed his hotel room.
(THE SUN, unearthed by AI Blitz)