Thursday, July 13, 2006

DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND LUNACY
The Department of Homeland Security has classified 77,000 businesses as part of the "critical infrastructure," a terrorist target that is vital to the operations of the U.S. and, thus, eligible for a $50,000 grant. On that list of national assets are ... 1,305 casinos, 234 restaurants, a tackle shop, a flea market and an Amish popcorn factory."
(SEATTLE TIMES)

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