WHY DOES GOD HATE WEST VIRGINIA?
The hateful Westboro church cult spent this weekend in West Virginia taunting the families of the Upper Big Branch mine disaster. They complained they didn't get adequate police protection during a picket at the state Capitol, where they carried signs that read: "Thank God for Dead Miners," "God Hates Your Tears" and "God Hates West Virginia."
(HUFFINGTON POST, suggested by Joel Sogol)