MY ROBOT, MYSELF
My boyfriend called me the next day and asked if I was sleeping in the same room with Nuvo. When I told him we were sleeping in the same bed, there was an awkward pause.
(NYT)

THE LAST WORD
If you want to see a hilarious obituary (that seems to be getting a lot of coverage on the internet) check out this obit for Dorothy Gibson Cully from the Charlotte News & Observer:

At the time of her death, Dot was visiting her daughter, Carol in Memphis. Carol and her husband, Ron, away from home attending a "very important conference" at a posh Florida resort, rushed home 10 days later after learning of the death. Dot's other children, dutifully at their mother's side helping with the normal last minute arrangements - hospice notification, funeral parlor notice, revising the last will, etc. - happily picked up the considerable slack of the absent former heiress.
(As with all of these items, click on the red headline to go to that story)
(CHARLOTTE NEW & oBSERVER, unearthed by Joel Sogol)