THOSE AREN'T LAWN JOCKEYS, THEY'RE GUATEMALANS
Mitt Romney's attempts to position himself as "the anti-illegal immigration candidate" are reminiscent of his attempts to establish himself as the "pro-gun," "pro-life" candidate. Senator McCain captured the hypocrisy best when he joked that Romney's immigration policies boiled down to a wish to "get out his small-varmint gun and drive those Guatemalans off his lawn."

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FORGET JUSTICE, PUT BLINDFOLD ON ASHCROFT!
It was, let's face it, inevitable. And so, on Wednesday, at the swearing-in of Attorney General Michael Mukasey at the Justice Department, former attorney general John D. Ashcroft was reunited with "The Spirit of Justice," the 12-foot Art Deco-era sculpture his aides once famously covered with giant blue drapes at a cost of more than $8,000.
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The 23-year-old college student who was forced to alter her skimpy outfit before flying on Southwest Airlines is wearing even less on Playboy's Web site.
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