Warehouse Fire Claims Ton of Marijuana - washingtonpost.com

I DID NOT INHALE
Firefighters who spent half an hour fighting a blaze in which 2,000 pounds of marijuana went up in smoke breathed so much of it that they would have failed a drug test, a fire chief said.
(WASHINGTON POST, unearthed by Bill Messick)

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(Suggested by FUTURELAWYER)