Domingo Soto: Because Freedom Isn't Dumb

MAD'S DUMMIES' LIST
Mad Magazine has released it's annual dummy list which includes: "The Iraq War — Mish-mosh Accomplished." An obvious choice, Mad writes. "The only question remaining is whether or not it proves to be the dumbest thing of the century."
"Bode Miller at the Olympics" — depicting the partying skier on the cover of "Sports Inebriated."
"Richard Hatch Vs. the I.R.S." The tubby naked guy from "Survivor" in the clink for tax evasion.
"Zinedine Zidane — A Butthead's Headbutt," featuring the angry French soccer star as a violent jack-in-the-box.
"Ann Coulter — Queen of the Vile."
"Mel Gibson — The Passion of the Anti-Semite."
"Tainted Spinach."
"YouTube — A Streaming Pile..."
"Floyd Landis — Peddling Dope."
"North Korea Tests the Bomb."
"The Muhammad Cartoon Controversy — A Real Laugh Riot."
"Barry Bonds, Home Run King — The Sultan of Squat."
"Isaac Hayes Quits South Park."
"K-Fed Raps."
"Congressman Mark Foley — The Louse of Representatives."
"Paris Hilton's Vow of Celibacy — Just Say Ho."
"John Mark Karr's Extradition — Fake on a Plane."
"Star Jones Gets Sacked" (from "The View"). And finally,
"Bush's Assault on Civil Liberties — The Kill of Rights," featuring Bush, Cheney and Condi in seafaring drag on a poster for "Pirates of the Constitution, Head Man's Mess."
(Seattle Times)