Domingo Soto: Because Freedom Isn't Dumb

BILL OF RIGHTS NOW SLIM AND TRIM
Bill of Rights, though well-intentioned, was "seriously outdated." supporters say.
Flanked by key members of Congress and his administration, President Bush approved Monday a streamlined version of the Bill of Rights that pares its 10 original amendments down to a "tight, no-nonsense" six.
(The Onion, unearthed by Greg Reeves)