Saturday, November 11, 2006

DRUNKEN ELK TERRORIZES SCHOOLCHILDREN
A drunken elk has been terrorizing children at a school in southern Sweden. 'That could be the problem. We could be dealing with a boozy elk,' Jan Caiman, a police officer in Molndal, told the national news agency TT. The elk was probably eating fermented apples in a garden and had become inebriated," he said.
(HOUSTON CHRONICLE, unearthed by Bill Messick)

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