Domingo Soto: Because Freedom Isn't Dumb

FROM THE FOLKS WHO HATE BIG GUV'MENT
Bush's outrage has extended from homos playing house and kids having sex to hetero adults. The federal government's 'no sex without marriage' message will begin to target unmarried adults who are having - uh!, well, you know ( Unlawful Carnal Knowledge). This program is part of the government's abstinence-only programs, which include millions of dollars in federal money that will be available to the states under revised federal grant guidelines for 2007. It will be just a matter of time before our Talibama signs us up for this one.
(APOPHENIA, unearthed by David Lowe)