Thursday, August 16, 2007

The US Air Guitar Championships

IT DON'T MEAN A THING IF IT AIN'T GOT THE STRINGS
Oh sure, if you were in New York City today you could go to the Museum of Natural History or the Guggenheim, maybe take in a Broadway show. But why would you pass up your chance to go to the United States Air Guitar finals? Reigning champ Hot Lixx Hulahan will take on 14 challengers in a fierce musical competition involving absolutely no instruments. As an apertif, there’s Satanicide, the mock metal act known for its very real stage-diving. By the way, make sure you get yourself one of those cool (polyester) "official air ware" tractor caps with the US Air Guitar logo on it.
(Suggested by NEW YORK TIMES)

No comments: