HOW DO I LOVE THEE? LET ME COUNT THE WAYS!
"Smith v. City and County of San Francisco, an unpublished ruling out of California's 1st District Court of Appeal goes to great lengths to define a word which, as noted in the decision, is a '"four-letter verb for 'copulate,' of possible Scandinavian origin...[which] appears frequently in the record along with its gerundive and a related noun involving the maternal parent.'
A quick search of the text of reveals 19 uses of 'f#&k,' nine of 'f#&king' and three of 'motherf#&ker.' There's also one 'F up' -- as in 'shut the F up' -- and three instances of 'a$$hole.' "
(LAW.COM)